It’s Ash Wednesday, when Catholics and the Protestants that look Catholic wear palm ashes on their foreheads. Let me tell you why. Continue reading “Wednesday of Ashenness”
“Hey, Jesus, Why You So Shiny?”
Jesus glows really bright and stuff … He’s shiny … and yes that’s a Firefly pun. Continue reading ““Hey, Jesus, Why You So Shiny?””
LEPER! UNCLEAN!
Lepers are bad and stuff and they are smelly and look weird and don’t belong and I don’t like them and cause you know the thing and so umm …. HEY JESUS WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING! Continue reading “LEPER! UNCLEAN!”
Stop Talking and Do It
Story Time!
Let me tell you a story. It’s a happytime story… Continue reading “Story Time!”
Listen Up, Y’all!
Mark, Baptism, and You
I’m done being witty. Continue reading “Mark, Baptism, and You”
The Church, Racism, and You
Here ye be! Continue reading “The Church, Racism, and You”
Merry Xmastimes (or Fishmas for a certain person)
So this is Christmas … Continue reading “Merry Xmastimes (or Fishmas for a certain person)”
God, You’re Weird!
Tired. So very tired. Continue reading “God, You’re Weird!”