Pay attention, or you might miss something! Continue reading “Look At Me!”
Thing 1 or Thing 2
I’m tired. Here’s a sermon. Continue reading “Thing 1 or Thing 2”
Watch for … you know that thing.
I got nothin’; have at it. Continue reading “Watch for … you know that thing.”
Beowulf and You
Beowulf totally has applications to the Christian life. No, really. I’m serious. Continue reading “Beowulf and You”
Reclaiming Lich-King Jesus for the Faith
Christianity has a long history of taking things that were used to mock it and using it for good. The term “Christian” was originally an insult directed at Christians during the persecutions against them. Lately there has been an abundance of things on the internet referencing “Zombie Jesus”. Usually this comes up around Easter time, but I’ve seen a lot of it lately as well. Now, I contend that the proper form of address is “Lich-King Jesus” and I shall tell you why. Continue reading “Reclaiming Lich-King Jesus for the Faith”
I, Pastor
Yes, I somehow worked Asimov into a sermon. If you don’t like it, then how did you find this site? Continue reading “I, Pastor”
Reformation is Reformy
Happy Birthday Lutherans! Never mind that Martin had no intention of starting a church let alone naming it after him. But we’re going to ignore that for today and celebrate anyways. Who has cake?! Continue reading “Reformation is Reformy”
The Heartland Proclamation
Hey all. Through Phae_girl, I came across this thinger called the Heartland Proclamation. It’s essentially a statement by a bunch of pastors in the middle of the country affirming their support of LGBT rights in religious and secular contexts. Now I’m going to tell you where they’re wrong. Continue reading “The Heartland Proclamation”
The Little Engine that Lied
Yes, the title is correct. Just because you think you can doesn’t mean you actually can. In fact, you can make things quite a bit worse. Continue reading “The Little Engine that Lied”
1st World Musician Problems
I’m a multi-instrument musician. And because of this, I have a problem. For many people, there is no realization that this problem is even really a problem. You see I want to start taking drum lessons again. Continue reading “1st World Musician Problems”