Why did Jesus have to love the plants so much!? Continue reading “Planting Seeds of Viney Branches.”
The Lord is My Shepherd … I shall eat all the grass.
Jesus is shepherd, therefore as followers of Jesus we are sheep and shepherd. It’s about to get META up in herre! Continue reading “The Lord is My Shepherd … I shall eat all the grass.”
Jesus Does Casper
Jesus does his best ghost impression, something that his disciples fall for immediately. Luckily for them, he isn’t really a ghost. Continue reading “Jesus Does Casper”
Skepticism and You!
In Soviet Russia, Jesus doubts You! Continue reading “Skepticism and You!”
He’s a Lich! Burn Him…. No, Wait, Worship Him!
Yes, it’s Easter. Jesus has risen from the dead after being whipped nearly to death, nailed to a cross, stabbed through the heart, and shoved in an airtight tomb for a day and a half. Lich-King Jesus commands your worship and respect! Continue reading “He’s a Lich! Burn Him…. No, Wait, Worship Him!”
A Sacrifice of Confusion
Jesus talks about why he bothered to incarnate in the first place; the disciples look confused. Continue reading “A Sacrifice of Confusion”
Just who are you anyways?
Market Strife!
No wisdom here today, I’m tired. Continue reading “Market Strife!”
That is most definitely NOT how it is
Today I talk about platypi. Platypuses? Platypus? Platitude? Plongitude? Continue reading “That is most definitely NOT how it is”
Lenten Baptismy Whatzit
Lent … fancy church name that comes from “Lengthen” as in the days are getting longer as in it’s springtime. So thing! Continue reading “Lenten Baptismy Whatzit”