Contrary to Satyr’s constant reminders, today is not Zombie Jesus day, it’s Easter Sunday. Jesus is not a Zombie because 1) He never consumed human flesh just told his disciples to eat his. 2) He retained all of his mental faculties after the resurrection. So *phbbt* Satyr.
Satan, you sucker… APRIL FOOLS!
God playing an April Fool’s joke on Satan, among other things:
Close, but no bacon!
Sunday!!! Sermon!! Read! Or don’t.:(
SSSSIIIIINNNNNNNEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
Yes you are. And stop trying to deny it. No really stop. Right now. Don’t do it. You are.
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Tatonka!
It’s really not that big a part of the sermon, but buffaloes are just amazing death-bringers. So, be warned!
Umm, God? What!?
Abraham, Paul, Jesus — they do stuff. And I talk about it. Continue reading “Umm, God? What!?”
God + Problem = GOD SMASH!
I had no idea what to call this week’s sermon, but since I’m in a good mood this morning, a Hulk reference works. Enjoy!
oOo … Shiny
Moses glowing, and Jesus glowing, Elijah glowing, and Moses glowing again. Lots of glowing this week.
ZOMG… It’s, umm, G!
If you happened upon God one day, what would you do? Would you ZOMG? Continue reading “ZOMG… It’s, umm, G!”
Love: It Ain’t What You Thought It Was
There’s stuff. And things. And other stuff. And… go!