Category: Sermons

Thanks to SHJ for the idea for the title.  Jesus be no more dead and things! Continue reading “Jesus, the Lich King?”

Maundy Thursday: if you want to know what it is go here. Continue reading “Eat me”

You! Dry bones!  Hear the word of the Lord.  Wait a tick, you’re not dead anymore? Continue reading “Dem Bones, Dem Bones”

I feel moderately daft, but there isn’t a last paragraph for this one.  One of these days we’ll actually get to the point where we have audio, but we don’t have the equipment. Continue reading “Seeing Blind Guys”

Actually I’m not talking about taxes at all.  Just dying.  And more specifically, dying for others. Continue reading “Death and Taxes”

This week, we talk about removing rear from seat. Very practical. Continue reading “No Title”

Just when you thought it couldn’t be done, I write a sermon involving Mongo from Blazing Saddles.  I either just won or lost as a pastor — let me know which. Continue reading “Mongo life Sheriff God”

Special bonus this week since it’s Ash Wednesday.  Lent is starting!  This is Lent!! Continue reading “Ash Wednesday”

Well, not Firefly shiny. Actually shiny. Wait, I guess he’s Firefly shiny, too? I give up. Jesus gets glowy. There. That’s good and unambiguous. Continue reading “Jesus? Shiny”

I do pastor magic here — linking King Arthur and Leviticus.  Do I win? Continue reading “Rules are Rules are Rules are Rules”