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Actual text of sermons I’ve preached, so basically /pastortalk but not quite the same.

Posted on July 31, 2011June 30, 2024

LEAVE ME ALONE! (jerks)

Talking about Jesus’ bad day today.  And something like 10,000 people eating bread and fish. You know, the usual. Continue reading “LEAVE ME ALONE! (jerks)”

Posted on July 24, 2011June 30, 2024

Love … and stuff

God loves you.  Lots.  He also loves you enough to let you screw up, but that’s another sermon for another day.  Have at this one! Continue reading “Love … and stuff”

Posted on July 17, 2011June 30, 2024

Weed-Eater

Another day; another sermon.  Does it feel like Monday to anyone else? Continue reading “Weed-Eater”

Posted on July 3, 2011June 30, 2024

Sinning Human is Sinning

So, it’s been a bit; I’ve had a few weeks of not preaching.  But here you go, talking about sin, and Goofus and Gallant. Continue reading “Sinning Human is Sinning”

Posted on June 12, 2011June 30, 2024

Pastor doesn’t feel good :(

Yea, it’s Pentecost and all, but I feel about 3 flavors of unwin this morning.  Here’s hoping it’s like yesterday where by afternoontimes it goes away. Continue reading “Pastor doesn’t feel good :(“

Posted on May 29, 2011June 30, 2024

Do what I should do, not what I … do

This one’s all about being yourself and not a freaking hypocrite.  Aight? Continue reading “Do what I should do, not what I … do”

Posted on May 22, 2011June 30, 2024

Sticks and Stones can break stuff, too

Have at ye… oh wait, am I sure I’m still here? Continue reading “Sticks and Stones can break stuff, too”

Posted on May 15, 2011June 30, 2024

Sheeple Steeple People

Rhyming is fun, don’t look at the sun; Sometimes when you try, you find the cake is a lie. Continue reading “Sheeple Steeple People”

Posted on May 8, 2011June 30, 2024

Lich-King Jesus Breaks Bread

Heading says it all.  And no I don’t think Jesus is actually a lich, but it got your attention didn’t it? Continue reading “Lich-King Jesus Breaks Bread”

Posted on May 1, 2011June 30, 2024

Eesa hole in da ground

How Christianity relates to open-pit mining. No, seriously. Continue reading “Eesa hole in da ground”

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