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Category: Archived

Older posts that have been retired, but still available if you know where to look.

Posted on March 27, 2011June 30, 2024

Death and Taxes

Actually I’m not talking about taxes at all.  Just dying.  And more specifically, dying for others. Continue reading “Death and Taxes”

Posted on March 20, 2011June 30, 2024

No Title

This week, we talk about removing rear from seat. Very practical. Continue reading “No Title”

Posted on March 13, 2011June 30, 2024

Mongo life Sheriff God

Just when you thought it couldn’t be done, I write a sermon involving Mongo from Blazing Saddles.  I either just won or lost as a pastor — let me know which. Continue reading “Mongo life Sheriff God”

Posted on March 9, 2011June 30, 2024

Ash Wednesday

Special bonus this week since it’s Ash Wednesday.  Lent is starting!  This is Lent!! Continue reading “Ash Wednesday”

Posted on March 6, 2011June 30, 2024

Jesus? Shiny

Well, not Firefly shiny. Actually shiny. Wait, I guess he’s Firefly shiny, too? I give up. Jesus gets glowy. There. That’s good and unambiguous. Continue reading “Jesus? Shiny”

Posted on February 20, 2011June 30, 2024

Rules are Rules are Rules are Rules

I do pastor magic here — linking King Arthur and Leviticus.  Do I win? Continue reading “Rules are Rules are Rules are Rules”

Posted on February 19, 2011June 30, 2024

Pastor’s Puzzlement

So, I’m in the midst of a conundrum.  It’s a rather interesting conundrum, because there are about a thousand possible solutions, yet nearly all of them are not the solution. Continue reading “Pastor’s Puzzlement”

Posted on February 13, 2011June 30, 2024

What is Your Name?

What is your quest? What is your favorite color? What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? All important questions.  But the real question is: who are you following? Continue reading “What is Your Name?”

Posted on February 6, 2011June 30, 2024

Obsolescence

Obsolescence.  It’s something we computer nerds really get.  It’s something Christians really don’t. Continue reading “Obsolescence”

Posted on January 30, 2011June 30, 2024

Blessed are the counter-cultural…

Beatitudes.  We know em (kinda), but I’m taking a little different take on them today.  Have at ye! Continue reading “Blessed are the counter-cultural…”

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