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Older posts that have been retired, but still available if you know where to look.

Posted on May 29, 2011June 30, 2024

Do what I should do, not what I … do

This one’s all about being yourself and not a freaking hypocrite.  Aight? Continue reading “Do what I should do, not what I … do”

Posted on May 22, 2011June 30, 2024

Sticks and Stones can break stuff, too

Have at ye… oh wait, am I sure I’m still here? Continue reading “Sticks and Stones can break stuff, too”

Posted on May 15, 2011June 30, 2024

Sheeple Steeple People

Rhyming is fun, don’t look at the sun; Sometimes when you try, you find the cake is a lie. Continue reading “Sheeple Steeple People”

Posted on May 8, 2011June 30, 2024

Lich-King Jesus Breaks Bread

Heading says it all.  And no I don’t think Jesus is actually a lich, but it got your attention didn’t it? Continue reading “Lich-King Jesus Breaks Bread”

Posted on May 1, 2011June 30, 2024

Eesa hole in da ground

How Christianity relates to open-pit mining. No, seriously. Continue reading “Eesa hole in da ground”

Posted on April 30, 2011June 30, 2024

How to make it so there’s football in 2011

So I’ve been watching the NFL draft the past several days, and I’ve come up with how to fix football.  It’s scary easy. Continue reading “How to make it so there’s football in 2011”

Posted on April 24, 2011June 30, 2024

Jesus, the Lich King?

Thanks to SHJ for the idea for the title.  Jesus be no more dead and things! Continue reading “Jesus, the Lich King?”

Posted on April 21, 2011June 30, 2024

Eat me

Maundy Thursday: if you want to know what it is go here. Continue reading “Eat me”

Posted on April 10, 2011June 30, 2024

Dem Bones, Dem Bones

You! Dry bones!  Hear the word of the Lord.  Wait a tick, you’re not dead anymore? Continue reading “Dem Bones, Dem Bones”

Posted on April 3, 2011June 30, 2024

Seeing Blind Guys

I feel moderately daft, but there isn’t a last paragraph for this one.  One of these days we’ll actually get to the point where we have audio, but we don’t have the equipment. Continue reading “Seeing Blind Guys”

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