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Actual text of sermons I’ve preached, so basically /pastortalk but not quite the same.

Posted on June 3, 2012June 30, 2024

Triniwhat?

Trinity Sunday! Confusion abounds! Puzzlement ensues! BRAINEXPLODIES! Continue reading “Triniwhat?”

Posted on May 27, 2012June 30, 2024

Holy Tongues of Fire, Batman!!

Yes, Robin was at church today, and he, too, had a comment to share about the Fiftieth Day. Continue reading “Holy Tongues of Fire, Batman!!”

Posted on May 20, 2012June 30, 2024

“Poof!” Goes the Jesus

Jesus ascends into heaven/the clouds.  Technically he did this Thursday, but have you ever tried to get people to show up to church on a Thursday?  Even the Catholics gave up on this… Continue reading ““Poof!” Goes the Jesus”

Posted on May 13, 2012June 30, 2024

Planting Seeds of Viney Branches.

Why did Jesus have to love the plants so much!? Continue reading “Planting Seeds of Viney Branches.”

Posted on May 6, 2012June 30, 2024

The Lord is My Shepherd … I shall eat all the grass.

Jesus is shepherd, therefore as followers of Jesus we are sheep and shepherd.  It’s about to get META up in herre! Continue reading “The Lord is My Shepherd … I shall eat all the grass.”

Posted on April 29, 2012June 30, 2024

Jesus Does Casper

Jesus does his best ghost impression, something that his disciples fall for immediately.  Luckily for them, he isn’t really a ghost. Continue reading “Jesus Does Casper”

Posted on April 22, 2012June 30, 2024

Skepticism and You!

In Soviet Russia, Jesus doubts You! Continue reading “Skepticism and You!”

Posted on April 8, 2012June 30, 2024

He’s a Lich! Burn Him…. No, Wait, Worship Him!

Yes, it’s Easter.  Jesus has risen from the dead after being whipped nearly to death, nailed to a cross, stabbed through the heart, and shoved in an airtight tomb for a day and a half.  Lich-King Jesus commands your worship and respect! Continue reading “He’s a Lich! Burn Him…. No, Wait, Worship Him!”

Posted on March 25, 2012June 30, 2024

A Sacrifice of Confusion

Jesus talks about why he bothered to incarnate in the first place; the disciples look confused. Continue reading “A Sacrifice of Confusion”

Posted on March 18, 2012June 30, 2024

Just who are you anyways?

Blarg! Continue reading “Just who are you anyways?”

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