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Actual text of sermons I’ve preached, so basically /pastortalk but not quite the same.

Posted on December 5, 2010June 30, 2024

Scruffy was a Baptist

Crazy-shirts and raw locusts.  Go! Continue reading “Scruffy was a Baptist”

Posted on November 28, 2010June 30, 2024

June 28, 1981

Advent the First.  Jesus is coming back.  Seriously.  No I’m not kidding.  And no I’m not just telling you this to convert you.  He really is.  Promise.

Continue reading “June 28, 1981”

Posted on November 21, 2010June 30, 2024

The Crucified King

Yes, I do worship a guy they killed.  But I’m pretty sure he didn’t stay dead, does that make it less zombie-riffic? Continue reading “The Crucified King”

Posted on November 7, 2010June 30, 2024

I see dead people!

Today is All Saints’ Sunday, not to be confused with All Saints’ Day which was back on November 1.  So umm, have a thing!

Continue reading “I see dead people!”

Posted on October 31, 2010June 30, 2024

Reformed Reformation Reflections

Alliteration!!!!  Also, this is kind of but not really part 2 of last week’s sermon.  Let’s call it part 1b.

Continue reading “Reformed Reformation Reflections”

Posted on October 24, 2010June 30, 2024

Things you need to know

The first half of a reminder to the Church about why it’s here.  Sadly, no-one who needs to hear it will see it on here.  Also, I have no idea when part 2 will be. :-/

Continue reading “Things you need to know”

Posted on October 17, 2010June 30, 2024

ZOMG Pluto

Talking about the dwarf planet / Kuiper Belt Object formerly known as the ninth planet in the solar system. Yes it’s relevant. Don’t look at me like that!
Continue reading “ZOMG Pluto”

Posted on October 10, 2010June 30, 2024

Unclean!! Unclean!! Wait, No I’m not!

Well we’ve got some words and some not words, some doings and some not-doings, and cake.  Wait.  No cake.  The cake continues to be a lie. 🙁

Continue reading “Unclean!! Unclean!! Wait, No I’m not!”

Posted on September 26, 2010June 30, 2024

Here’s a shovel, now dig!

Jesus and the Religious Elite always had an interesting relationship.  He kept insulting them, and they wanted to kill him.  Overreact much, Pharisees?

Continue reading “Here’s a shovel, now dig!”

Posted on September 19, 2010June 30, 2024

Jesus Talks About Weird Stuff.

Jesus talks about shrewdness.  And how we should be that, without being evil, cruel, or careless.  Fun?

Continue reading “Jesus Talks About Weird Stuff.”

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