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God, Jesus, the Bible, and other pastor-y sorts of things.

Posted on March 25, 2012June 30, 2024

A Sacrifice of Confusion

Jesus talks about why he bothered to incarnate in the first place; the disciples look confused. Continue reading “A Sacrifice of Confusion”

Posted on March 18, 2012June 30, 2024

Just who are you anyways?

Blarg! Continue reading “Just who are you anyways?”

Posted on March 11, 2012June 30, 2024

Market Strife!

No wisdom here today, I’m tired. Continue reading “Market Strife!”

Posted on March 4, 2012June 30, 2024

That is most definitely NOT how it is

Today I talk about platypi.  Platypuses?  Platypus?  Platitude? Plongitude? Continue reading “That is most definitely NOT how it is”

Posted on February 26, 2012June 30, 2024

Lenten Baptismy Whatzit

Lent … fancy church name that comes from “Lengthen” as in the days are getting longer as in it’s springtime.  So thing! Continue reading “Lenten Baptismy Whatzit”

Posted on February 22, 2012June 30, 2024

Wednesday of Ashenness

It’s Ash Wednesday, when Catholics and the Protestants that look Catholic wear palm ashes on their foreheads.  Let me tell you why. Continue reading “Wednesday of Ashenness”

Posted on February 19, 2012June 30, 2024

“Hey, Jesus, Why You So Shiny?”

Jesus glows really bright and stuff … He’s shiny … and yes that’s a Firefly pun. Continue reading ““Hey, Jesus, Why You So Shiny?””

Posted on February 12, 2012June 30, 2024

LEPER! UNCLEAN!

Lepers are bad and stuff and they are smelly and look weird and don’t belong  and I don’t like them and cause you know the thing and so umm …. HEY JESUS WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING! Continue reading “LEPER! UNCLEAN!”

Posted on February 5, 2012June 30, 2024

Stop Talking and Do It

SUNDAY! Continue reading “Stop Talking and Do It”

Posted on January 29, 2012June 30, 2024

Story Time!

Let me tell you a story.  It’s a happytime story… Continue reading “Story Time!”

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