Here’s a story of a lovely … well OK not really lovely at all. Just read.
Doubting Matilda
Ready 1, 2, 3, DOUBT!
Zombie Jesus … erm … Easter Sunday!1!!!
Contrary to Satyr’s constant reminders, today is not Zombie Jesus day, it’s Easter Sunday. Jesus is not a Zombie because 1) He never consumed human flesh just told his disciples to eat his. 2) He retained all of his mental faculties after the resurrection. So *phbbt* Satyr.
Satan, you sucker… APRIL FOOLS!
God playing an April Fool’s joke on Satan, among other things:
Close, but no bacon!
Sunday!!! Sermon!! Read! Or don’t.:(
SSSSIIIIINNNNNNNEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
Yes you are. And stop trying to deny it. No really stop. Right now. Don’t do it. You are.
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Tatonka!
It’s really not that big a part of the sermon, but buffaloes are just amazing death-bringers. So, be warned!
Umm, God? What!?
Abraham, Paul, Jesus — they do stuff. And I talk about it. Continue reading “Umm, God? What!?”
God + Problem = GOD SMASH!
I had no idea what to call this week’s sermon, but since I’m in a good mood this morning, a Hulk reference works. Enjoy!
oOo … Shiny
Moses glowing, and Jesus glowing, Elijah glowing, and Moses glowing again. Lots of glowing this week.