Category: Archived

Today I talk about platypi.  Platypuses?  Platypus?  Platitude? Plongitude? Continue reading “That is most definitely NOT how it is”

Lent … fancy church name that comes from “Lengthen” as in the days are getting longer as in it’s springtime.  So thing! Continue reading “Lenten Baptismy Whatzit”

It’s Ash Wednesday, when Catholics and the Protestants that look Catholic wear palm ashes on their foreheads.  Let me tell you why. Continue reading “Wednesday of Ashenness”

Jesus glows really bright and stuff … He’s shiny … and yes that’s a Firefly pun. Continue reading ““Hey, Jesus, Why You So Shiny?””

Lepers are bad and stuff and they are smelly and look weird and don’t belong  and I don’t like them and cause you know the thing and so umm …. HEY JESUS WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING! Continue reading “LEPER! UNCLEAN!”

SUNDAY! Continue reading “Stop Talking and Do It”

Let me tell you a story.  It’s a happytime story… Continue reading “Story Time!”

Things! Continue reading “Listen Up, Y’all!”

I’m done being witty. Continue reading “Mark, Baptism, and You”

Here ye be! Continue reading “The Church, Racism, and You”