Sorry kids, no actual balloons floating over the Berlin wall and causing an apocalyptic even. But Jesus floats up into heaven! Continue reading “99 Luftballons”
They’ll know we are Christians by our love
Far too often Christians miss this boat. We like to love the people we like to love, and we tend to not like the people we don’t love. Long story short, read history.
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I like mutton!
Talkin’ ’bout sheep. And Jesus. And how the two are related. Continue reading “I like mutton!”
Roadblocks and Right-of-Ways
Here’s a story of a lovely … well OK not really lovely at all. Just read.
Doubting Matilda
Ready 1, 2, 3, DOUBT!
Zombie Jesus … erm … Easter Sunday!1!!!
Contrary to Satyr’s constant reminders, today is not Zombie Jesus day, it’s Easter Sunday. Jesus is not a Zombie because 1) He never consumed human flesh just told his disciples to eat his. 2) He retained all of his mental faculties after the resurrection. So *phbbt* Satyr.
Satan, you sucker… APRIL FOOLS!
God playing an April Fool’s joke on Satan, among other things:
Close, but no bacon!
Sunday!!! Sermon!! Read! Or don’t.:(
SSSSIIIIINNNNNNNEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
Yes you are. And stop trying to deny it. No really stop. Right now. Don’t do it. You are.
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Tatonka!
It’s really not that big a part of the sermon, but buffaloes are just amazing death-bringers. So, be warned!